Inspired by Facebook post by Anita Esparanza after her cat attacked her face...
The night before I had an event singing at The Forum my dog that had mental issues after surviving distemper was asleep at the foot of my bed looking so cute I just couldn't resist kissing his nose which startled him out of deep sleep so his auto reaction was to attack my face with his fangs clinched purrrfectly around my cheek unable to release since once he woke up and realized what he did his jaws locked from shock and had to be pried open while looking straight into his poor little scared eyes. So then I had to attend my event with a mangled face but at least in no pain and minimal scarring thanks to my mom's miracle solution of vitamin E oil.